Hopped On Life

Alright boys and girls, the name is Curtis Taylor. I'm from the States, but currently i'm living in Italy!!! Um, lets just say that I'm that typical person who's quiet around strangers but loud around everyone else. This is just a little something to pass the time and hopefully entertain a few people. If you don't like it, well there's other people out there!

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Cosmo Sex Tip #1701

oldmanstephanie:

When they plead for more, adopt a Scottish accent and yell, “I’M GIVIN’ HER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN!

(via earthtomeowllory)

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funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

A few hours too early.
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yrdeadbeatfriend:

sixpenceee:

canoeing in a crystal clear lake 

coolest but scariest fucking thing

baller
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rickytan14:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

^^

(Source: leatherh0ff)

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